There once was a boy who was stuck on a boat.
So happy that it could float.
He tried to get higher,
To keep from the tiger
Thank God he wasn't a goat.

I must think.
About how much I drink.
About the people I choose not to believe.
And I know, after they leave
My ship begins to sink

The beautiful blue in her eyes.
The way she walks leaves me in sighs.
She said she loved me for me
And that's all I could see
In the end it was all lies.